seattle. at a glance.
While in Seattle…
I didn’t cheat on my detox. Except once when I had a slight breakdown over a pile of fingerling potatoes. Afterwards, I was utterly disappointed in myself…until Maya pointed out that it’s not like I ate a pile of cookies.
Sometimes I’m surprised at how smart she is.
I didn’t get into a single altercation with Maya, despite being with her 120 hours straight. I didn’t even lose my cool when she continued to try to touch the artwork at the Seattle Art Museum after I warned her 100 times to keep her hands to herself.
I know, I’m shocked too.
I didn’t make fun of Ali, even when he spent every spare moment away from his laptop with the Microsoft Surface in our hotel.
Like a moth to a flame I tell you…
We came across a wall. Full of gum. I almost threw up. Apparently it’s quite the tourist attraction.
I am still confused and disgusted by this.
Two guys followed me into the hotel elevator, chatted me up, and tried to follow me to my hotel room. Obviously they had no idea I am from L.A. and am automatically 100 times smarter than them.
I stayed in full view of the hallway cameras until they disappeared down a fire escape and then reported them to security.
I hate to say it but I guess living in Los Angeles has its perks after all.