i hate my acupuncturist
So Ali brought home a third iPad and a Google Chromebook. Yes, really. And I SO want to make fun of him for this but I simply don’t have the energy.
Because I am freaking starving right now.
In a nutshell acupuncture has not worked for me. I’ve basically paid out a small fortune over the last 3 months only to have my eczema regress right back to where it was…3 months ago. So now I’m out a whole lot of time and money, and I’m still scratching my arms like a crazy person.
On the plus side I’m now seeing a new guy who came highly recommended for skin issues like mine. His credentials are…mysterious. But I wouldn’t care if he wore a Superman cape and red tights because he says he can solve my problem. In order to do it, however, I have to reset my liver by taking a variety of enzymes and giving up everything except fruit, vegetables, eggs, and certain kinds of fish for a minimum of two weeks.
I know it’s just two weeks and I know that I should be grateful that my eczema will be a distant memory soon (fingers crossed) , but I saw this girl walking down the street eating french fries from Mickey D’s and I seriously felt this wave of jealousy that she can eat whatever she wants with no apparent repercussions. I mean, I’m a relatively good person – why did I get a crappy liver?
Yes, apparently I now have liver envy. And I’m simply too hungry to care about how sad that is.