Maya got her braces today. But don’t worry, this isn’t a post about that!
(This also isn’t a post about the fact that I could buy a first class around-the-world ticket for the price of Maya’s braces. I’ll save that for another day.)
No, this post highlights the text exchange that occurred between my husband and I, while he was at Maya’s appointment.
Ali: “The orthodontist asked me to wait outside.”
Me: “Maybe you’re making him nervous?”
Ali: “No way. I only focus my energy to agitate you and nobody else.”
Me: “Well at least you give it your all.”
Ali: “Absolutely. This is the one thing I don’t half ass.”
The takeaway: My husband admittedly have asses everything except when it comes to agitating me. At which point he gives 110%.
So while this isn’t the most interesting thing that’s happened since my last post over a month ago (Highlights – a broken foot, a trip to Toronto, Maya and Ali buying a pull up mechanism that attractively hangs over the door frame) it certainly is the most enlightening.
And probably the most hilarious.