A Meat Bikini
Have I mentioned I have an intense dislike for Lady Gaga? Well I do. As a matter of fact, she tops the list of people I find tasteless and offensive, and that is no easy feat considering the length of my list.
While I am not usually one to spread negativity I am hoping this post will persuade you to dislike her as well. Yes, I realize this is my most pointless mission yet but operation Stop Maya From Coughing was a success, so I figure there is no harm in trying, right?
Plus I’m trying to kill time until sunset when I can finally eat, and if wasting time writing about someone who doesn’t matter makes the day go faster, than so be it.
So without further ado, may I present:
3 Reasons to Dislike Lady Gaga
1. Thanks to her I have to hear off-key versions of “Alejandro” from both Maya and Ali. I realize this is my problem and it doesn’t affect you whatsoever, but I had to throw it out in hopes I’ll get a sympathy vote or two.
2. Lady Gaga can sing! She has an amazing voice! So why does she have to wear a gyroscope or cigarettes as sunglasses to prove she is talented?
3. I don’t eat meat and I am not offended by those who do. I am, however, offended by people who wear meat, as Lady Gaga recently did for Japanese Vogue.
(Image from OhNoTheyDidn’t)
I am so over stars who think they have to do completely off-the-wall things to get attention – from Madonna to Christina Aguilera, from Pink to Katy Perry…I could go on for hours.
I’ll spare you the rest of my list, but please tell me I’m not the only one who finds Lady Gaga sick and wrong?