Stick to Modeling Gisele. Please.
I hate confrontation. Just thinking about it puts me in an anxious mood and gives me shivers of fear. Unless of course the confrontation involves Ali or Maya, in which case I actually look forward to a showdown.
Yes, I really need to find a better hobby.
Anyway, as much as I hate confrontation I have no problem addressing an issue behind someone’s back, which is probably worse than doing it face to face. What can I say? I am a very flawed human being.
So on that note…Gisele? As tired of the breastfeeding debate as I am, I really must address a few things you mentioned in an article I read on CNN about how you want a worldwide law to mandate that mothers nurse their newborns for at least 6 months.
After I stopped laughing at the irony that a model was lecturing us on nourishment of all things, I had to wonder what you propose for moms who are physically unable to abide by your brilliant law? What if someone is on medication? Or God forbid is sick with HIV? Do you plan to enlist the La Leche League’s help to cite these offenders?
In the article you ask “Are you going to give chemical food to your child, when they are so little?” Well Gisele, my daughter was raised on the best that Nestle has to offer and she turned out just fine. Oh, and for the record? Nestle Good Start wasn’t just a bundle of “chemicals” but what I’d like to call a godsend in an aluminum can.
Gisele, you are gorgeous, you have a fabulous body, hair that I would kill for, and a hot husband. But you’ve been a mom for what, 5 minutes? Maybe you should wait a bit longer before dispensing advice on how to be a model mother (pun intended).
And please do remember that the rest of us mom’s out there? The jealous ones with frizzy hair and dark undereye circles? Well, we’re just doing the best we can.
Surely that counts for something?