Things I Will Never Understand
3 Mar
There are a few things in this world that remain a mystery to me, and probably will stay a mystery until the day I die…
I don’t understand…Ali’s Hamper:
I suppose I should look at this picture and acknowledge the progress that my husband has made…in almost 10 years he’s gone from throwing his clothes on the floor next to the hamper to throwing them on top of the hamper. Maybe one of these days he’ll graduate to putting his clothes inside the hamper.
I don’t understand…Maya’s Hamper:
Like father, like daughter? I’ve begged and pleaded for Maya to put her things inside the hamper. I’ve taken toys away, I’ve sent her to her room, I’ve threatened her with no television, but alas, her dirty clothes still end up on the bathroom floor.
What is with my lazy family?
I don’t understand…Pantene:
What is it exactly that they put in this little bottle that works miracles on the Din household’s hair?
Jillian Michaels told me to stop using products with chemicals in order to Master My Metabolism, and I tried Jillian, I really did! But nothing calms my hair down like Pantene and faced with dousing my skull with chemicals every day and having good (that is a relative term) hair or living my life with a Target hat permanent stuck to my head, I had no choice but to go with the chemicals.
I don’t understand…Pomegranate Juice:
How can I like pomegranates and juice, but not like pomegranate juice? For some reason this juice is too concentrated for me. So I mixed about a quarter cup of the juice with three quarters of a cup of sparking water and ended up enjoying a little mocktail. All that was missing was a little umbrella for my glass, some lime, and a nice, quiet sandy beach.
Ali has always loved POM straight up and is steadily drinking his way through the supply the nice people at POM Wonderful sent us. Normally I’d get greedy and hide some in the back of the fridge (where he certainly wouldn’t look) but God knows Ali needs all the antioxidants he can get.
Thank you POM Wonderful for your great products. My husband’s health thanks you too.
I don’t understand…Vienna:
There are no words to describe my confusion on this one. Creative post editing? Jake was drugged? ABC paid him extra to pick Vienna for the inevitable publicity? What on earth led him to choose her?
What I really don’t understand is why I watch this show. I MUST STOP!!
